Heat Wave

I...am...dying.

I can't even say that this is the equivalent to being lit on fire because fire isn't WET.

It's so f*cking hot, I just wanna die. My shirt is sticking to me, my pants are sticking to me, my f*cking flip flops are sticking to me.

Alright, I believe then! THIS REALLY IS HELL!

Tummy Rumbles

I'm hungry, tired, and dreading today.

I'm so tired that I saw the name Alan Lamoureaux and thought it said Asian Lemonade.

I'm so hungry that it wasn't really funny.

And now I want lemonade...

Fat Joke?

"Where'd Mark go?"

"I ate him."

"...That's not good, Trisha. You'll get fat."

Comments

So I can't post a fucking comment, what the fuck. This is fucking retarded.

Berry Surprise

 

You see that cake? That is one cake you shall never, ever have. So of course, I had to put a picture there that would taunt the crap out of you. I mean, you're just going to have to stare at that delicious cake, knowing you can never have any. You will never eat the delicious and oh so tasty berries that rest atop its vanilla-y tasty icing. Your tongue will never know the delights of smooth, creamy jelly-and-cream filling and soft moist golden yellow cake. You can only look at it. Not touch, not taste, not even SMELL. Feel the torture. FEEL. IT.

So I brought a bag of what I call berry surprise. It's really not a surprise, you can see exactly what is in it. It's grapes, blueberries, and strawberries. I have a habit of commiting sort of...food genocide. When I eat dinner, say that I have...

Alright, we'll take last night's dinner for example. I had london broil, mushroom rice, scampi noodles, and broccoli.

I go in order of what I like the least, to what I like the most. I take a small sample of everything on my plate, so a bite of scampi, a bite of rice, a slice of steak, and a piece of broccoli. And I see what tastes the best.

Last night, I ate all the meat first. I usually eat the meat first, it's never my favorite. Then I ate all the broccoli. It was really good broccoli, but the pasta and rice were better. Then I ate all the rice and then all the scampi.

So with this berry surprise, I ate all the grapes first, then all the strawberries, then all the blueberries. Grapes are slightly bitter to me and just not as tasty as the berries, so I always eat them first. Strawberries are surprisingly tart and sour to me. Still sweet, but not nearly as sweet as blueberries.

So there is the story of my food genocide. I do it with everything; cereal, trail mix, chips, cookies, dinner, breakfast, fruit, whatever. I'm like the Hitler of food! ...Too soon?

Oh, I also brought a nectarine to school today. Don't know what that is? Surprisingly to me, not many people really do. So here's a picture.

Wildwood

So I'm going to Wildwood, NJ this weekend with my best friend, Lexy.

We're gonna try to jam it out with John and you know...maybe we can put up some of my flyers on the boardwalk. Wildwood is pretty far away, but if Lexy is there all summer and I'm visiting time to time, we'll be able to get together for band practice if we find a drummer.

Plus, there's ALWAYS cute guys on the boardwalk. ;)

Band Together (FCKH8 reference)

So...

I'm In The Band!

Not the TV show. I'm really in a band.

I'm singer, my ex-boyfriend is on guitar, Lexy will probably be on drums and we still need a bass player.

Hmm...actually, now that I think about it...

It would be awesome if we had Lexy on guitar, John on bass and we got a hot, sexy mysterious drummer.

Yus.

Exhaustion

I'm sitting here with a blanket feeling extra super tired...

And there's still a period left.

F*ck.

Me.

Confession

I have a confession to make.

I...

Have inappropriate fantasies...

About...

PRINCE ZUKO!

I totally fanboy over him. He's AMAZING. *faint*

Stressed

I'm so freaking stressed out right now.

The past few months, I haven't done any work. I haven't paid attention in class. I haven't done ANYTHING.

So I now have a 35 in my math class.

So now I'm sitting down to do the work I'm missing only to discover that I don't have a single f*cking clue what I'm doing. Sine cosine tangent...what??

I just have no idea what to do today. This is why I stopped doing the work in the first place.

And furthermore, I'm too embarrassed to ask the teacher for help. And I'm too nervous that he's going to flip out on me and get really angry because I haven't paid attention.

But honestly, I don't WANT to know this. I'm never GOING to get it, it's just one of those things that I'm never going to be able to understand. Plus, I'll never remember it when it comes time to take a test. PLUS, I'm never going to NEED this in real life. I plan on running a book and coffee shop, not building skyscrapers and houses!

I just don't understand why I have to learn this stuff! "Because it's on the test."

F*ck the test, who the hell cares! Why are you testing me on something I'm not going to need?

Morning

Ughhh, I'm so tired.

I really have nothing to blog about, to be honest. I'm really tired. I hit my head on the bus this morning. Blah blah blah.

But I'm so bored, I've got to blog about something...

Uh....uh...

Scones. Penguin sledding. Oppa. Yip yip. Tea. Snapple. Something!!!!

Body Art

I got a piercing yesterday!

I got the upper part of my ear (the cartilage) pierced with a little ring. I love it!

I'm also thinking of getting a tattoo soon.

I got the idea for the piercing from my friend Paige. She wears a fake one :P

That's...all I wanted to say.

So...

Bye. :D

Writer's Block

Her black painted nails drummed idly on the desktop as she stared at the screen.

Blink. Blink. Blink.

The screen seemed to glare at her, the blank white Word document, the tiny black line winking mockingly at her.

"C'mon...think!" she hissed. Her nails continued to tap, and they felt as though they were drilling into her ears.

Blink. Tap. Blink. Tap. Blink. Tap.

"A murder mystery? No, I'm not feeling it...A romance, perhaps? I'm too stressed for romance..."

So many options and still the screen remained empty.

"And how to start? Once upon a time? In a land far far away? Or some obscure, strange entrance?"

Blink. Tap. Blink. Tap. Blink. Tap.

"Maybe with a quote. From the Bible? Ellen DeGeneres? Gandhi?"

It was just far too difficult to come up with something! There was nothing to write about. No one wanted to read these days, what with technology...

Blink...tap...

And malls...

Tap....tap...tap...

And science-

Ta-.

The fingers that had been drumming on the table leapt toward the keyboard, the black nails a blur against the white letters.

"Yes...science fiction. Sci-fi...just what I need."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I have to think of something to blog about like...RIGHT...NOOOOOW....

I wanna make another list, but I don't know of what. I already did fifty fun facts...what else can I do?

Here's a list!

Things People Blog About:

1. People
2. Pets
3. Children
4. Cute people
5. Sex
6. Celebrities
7. Movies
8. Books
9. Music
10. Miscellaneous??

Ah, hell, I give up.

SugarSugarSugarSugar

I need sugar so badly!

I've got this bitter, nasty green tea that supposedly has honey in it. Doesn't taste like honey :P

Oh, yeah. And I've got a 35 in geometry. I really have to do work. T.T

But I'll do it tomorrow, I've already begun my day of slacking.

Comics

So my friend is making me draw comics for him about all the funny stuff he does.

So far I have something about monopoly, something about pinkies, and I'll probably have something about pizza.

Uhmmm....

Stay tuned?

Story Time

So I've decided to take my most recent roleplaying character, a girl named Anava, and develop a story for her.

I was actually inspired by my friend telling me about her day yesterday. She had Goth'd herself out with black lipstick and thick liner and was going to see Hamlet on a bus.

So I wrote this on the bus this morning. Note that this is a VERY rough draft and I didn't get very far at all.

One girl on the Greyhound bus caught more attention than others today. She wasn't loud; in fact, she was probably the quietest on the bus. She wasn't the prettiest girl, nor the ugliest.

Her black hair was short, soft, and thick. It came down almost to her shoulders but hung just above them. Her stare startled people, as her eyes a deep, striking shade of blue, shot through with sparks and spots of a lighter, silvery-blue.

But it wasn't these features that drew your focus.

It was her rich, dark black lipstick and thickly kohled liner, standing out starkly against her petal-white skin.

That's it. I didn't get any further with it, but I'll update with another blog entry once I type up more and edit everything. I think I'll make the beginning different. I'm definitely NOT satisfied with the way I began it. It doesn't catch enough attention and it sort of sounds like a sixth grader is writing it.

I'm not sure if this story will be erotic or not, but I'll add some little facts about Anava.

• Her name: Anava Sand
• Can control elements due to a power crystal shard lodged in her brain from a childhood accident
• Can turn into a black cat with emerald green eyes
• Usually wears leather and is CONSTANTLY carrying hidden weapons, usually throwing stars or knives

I might add some more facts about another character I have, Neyma. She's a totally SMEXY succubus that I actually drew, as well.

All for now. :D

Fifty Fun Facts

1. My hair is naturally blonde.
2. I'm a bisexual, but lean more towards guys than girls.
3. I am dying to start a band and be either the lead singer or the lead guitarist. I need to learn to play guitar though.
4. I love anime.
5. I draw anime. :D But I occassionally do suckish realisms.
6. I don't have too many friends.
7. I've never really had a real date.
8. My favorite colors are black, silver and green.
9. I have a crush on Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton.)
10. I would love to live somewhere more interesting than USA, like Japan or England.
11. I'm not a typical gay guy. I love fashion, but I don't do the whole hand thing and I am not all too feminine.
12. I had two fish when I was fifteen. One was named Ninja, and the other Samurai. Ninja was an AWESOME big white-and-orange goldfish and Samurai was a rather boring and somewhat ugly burgandy beta fish.
13. Ninja was killed by a three year old.
14. Samurai (whom I began to just call "Beta") is still freaking living and he won't die!
15. I like to write poetry, songs, and erotic fiction.
16. I used to hate Cheez-Its.
17. I'm beginning to like a lot of the things I used to hate: Cheez-Its, onions, spinach, peppers, asparagus, and cabbage.
18. I still hate cole slaw, celery, and cooked carrots.
19. I'm an awesome baker. I make some really BAMFing cookies.
20. I say "Bitchin'" a lot. People think that's weird. Why??
21. I believe in the supernatural things like ghosts, vampires, werewolves, and witches.
22. Christians tell the gays we're going to hell. Oh, well, it'll be really fun getting there!
23. Speaking of Christians, I'm not very religious. It's not that I don't believe SO fiercely, I just don't really have the time or patience to believe in anything.
24. HOWEVER. If I did have a religion, I would TOTALLY believe in the Greek gods and goddesses because they are just awesome.
25. (Halfway there.) I've never really done well in school. I'm a slacker.
26. But, apparently, I'm really smart. :D
27. I spend most of my days at school playing games. I don't socialize a lot.
28. I suck at Halo, because I cannot AIM for my LIFE!
29. I roleplay and LARP. :D
30. Anytime I mention LARPing, you should pretend you know what I'm talking about because otherwise, I'll go into a long-winded explanation about it.
31. When I believe in something strongly, I talk about it a lot.
32. Same with things that anger me. If I'm angry about something, I talk about it for a while until the situation is either resolved or I calm down.
33. I love yaoi!
34. I love food. Food is amazing. Diet? Phht :P
35. I like to talk. Even when I just saw my friends yesterday, I always have a bunch of things to tell them the next day.
36. I have an unhealthy obsession with horror movies, even though I'm deathly afraid once I go to bed.
37. I hate Apple products. IPods, computers, IPhones, etc. I think they're stupid and overpriced.
38. Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong time period. I love old-fashioned things.
39. I love incense and candles.
40. I hate time. Time either goes too slowly or too fast.
41. I believe age is just a label.
42. I play piano, but I'm not very good.
43. I wish number 42 had been more interesting, since its the answer to EVERYTHING.
44. I just realized I won't be able to make a sexual comment on number 69...because there are only fifty.
45. I love reading online comics like Cyanide and Happiness and TheDogHouseDiaries and The Oatmeal.
46. I used to be on the school newspaper and me and an old friend of mine tried making comics. We kinda sucked.
47. I get frequent migraines.
48. Oh! I know I'm a guy and I'm not all too feminine, but I LOVE makeup. I love playing around with it and mixing colors and stuff. And I watch makeup tutorials almost daily.
49. I can doodle on almost any surface with anyTHING. Misty windows, water on a lunch tray, dust, paint, markers, lipstick, my fingernail, rocks, cherries, pencils, pens, crayons, etc. etc.
50. I can't believe I got to fifty. o.o

New to the Neighborhood

Hey. My name is Ethan.

Thought I'd introduce myself. :D